Viva la shitty blog...

I hate most people, rudeness, school, and interviews. I like pizza, zelda, my dog, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, pineapples, books, and being a terrible painter. My main life goal isn't money, fame, or popularity; it's happiness.
This describes my day perfectly.

This describes my day perfectly.

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I have decided that my lifelong wish is to be able to pay somebody to follow me round all day offering to feed me strawberries, that is my life goal

  • Me: closes wrong tab
  • Me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

wow tumblr, I come here and you straight up just know what’s wrong with me, aw ily bby<3

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